In my lifetime, I have lived in both the Northern AND Southern Hemispheres. I nearly fought with a Linkin Park band roadie. I have had Shania Twain flag ME down in a hotel lobby just to hug my neck. I once hit a $4500 slot jackpot. I have nearly been killed while crossing a street in Istanbul, Turkey. I have skinny-dipped in jellyfish infested waters. I once ate a 2.2 pound steak in 25 minutes. I have petted a live bobcat AND alligator. I once caught at five-pound bass. I have played tennis with Andy Roddick and Andre Agassi. I have made Jeff Foxworthy laugh. I have licked whipped cream off of a porn star's boobies. I make a fantastic chocolate chip cookie. I once dated a girl who's grandfather fought in WWII....for the Nazi's.

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